death by pussy.
the most heavenly way to die
Pussy so clean it steam pressed a nigga.
me when im drunk
my friend Pete literally makes me cry with his snap stories
oh my lord. this is a photo of what success looks like.
Thermochromic table by Jay Watson
imagine banging someone on that table
imagine being home alone and seeing imprints on that table
Imagine having a friend sit at that table for a long while, but when they get up there’s no imprints at all.
What if you got up after trying to console a crying friend, and found that you had no imprints… and they were crying because they missed you?
aaaah it was a cool table now it’s a horror/drama story
Ron Burgundy came to my town today…with Dunkin Donuts and a 40
he’s been in character for like 6 months
This is where I live HA
Is this for real?
you could kill a man in any of these dresses, and pretty sure no jury would convict you. those are killing-men dresses, that’s what i’m saying
I see u around school sometimes. I SEE U AROUND SCHOOL SOMETIMES